CHONK ON ROBINHOOD · 1,999 GENESIS NFT

Too lazy to sell,
only good at hodling.

CHONK is the chubbiest, laziest squirrel in the ecosystem — with one life philosophy: eat nuts, sleep, and never sell. Hold a Genesis NFT, receive a CHONK token airdrop, then stake to earn HAZL (Nut Token) every day.

CHONK mascot

Meet CHONK

CHONK is a chubby squirrel who always clutches a single nut like it's his entire fortune. He doesn't care whether the market goes up or down — for CHONK, the only thing worth doing is holding tight to what's his and... going back to sleep.

This artwork is an original placeholder illustration for the demo. Once the official artwork set is ready (commissioned or generated for the full 1,999 NFT collection), simply replace the image file in this spot.

Why a lazy squirrel?

Most of crypto runs on fear of missing out and panic-selling whenever prices swing. CHONK flips that: the tokenomics are designed so that being "too lazy to sell" is the most rewarding choice — the longer you hold, the more you earn; the more you sell, the more you lose.

Three layers of value are linked together: the Genesis NFT unlocks a CHONK token airdrop, CHONK is staked together with the NFT to earn HAZL (Nut Token) — a token pegged to a fixed price, offering a stable anchor amid a volatile market.

1,999
GENESIS NFTS
1B
CHONK TOTAL SUPPLY
100M
HAZL TOTAL SUPPLY
$0.10
HAZL PEG PRICE

NFT Genesis — 1,999 CHONKs

Each NFT is randomly assigned a rarity tier at mint. The rarer it is, the bigger the airdrop and staking rewards.

RarityAmountPercentage
Legendary994.95%
Epic22211.11%
Rare44422.21%
Common1,23461.73%

These are sample illustrations for each tier — every real minted NFT will have its own unique variation (fur color, accessories, expression...) depending on the official generative art set.

CHONK Tokenomics

The transaction tax mechanism is designed to reward holders and discourage panic selling.

Total Supply1,000,000,000 CHONK
Buy Tax5%
Sell Tax10%
NFT Holder Airdrop Pool100,000,000 CHONK (10%)

Both the 5% buy tax and the 10% sell tax are split using the same 50% / 25% / 25% allocation below — only the total amount collected differs between buying and selling.

50%
Permanently burned on every transaction — total supply decreases over time.
25%
Distributed directly to CHONK holders proportional to their holdings — the more you hold, the more you earn.
25%
Goes into the reserve fund, used to maintain the $0.1 peg for the HAZL (Nut Token).
On a 5% Buy Tax
Burned (50% of 5%)2.5% of trade value
To CHONK holders (25% of 5%)1.25% of trade value
To HAZL reserve (25% of 5%)1.25% of trade value
On a 10% Sell Tax
Burned (50% of 10%)5% of trade value
To CHONK holders (25% of 10%)2.5% of trade value
To HAZL reserve (25% of 10%)2.5% of trade value

CHONK Airdrop for NFT Holders

10% of total supply (100,000,000 CHONK) is distributed to Genesis NFT holders based on rarity, using a multiplier system.

RarityMultiplierCHONK / NFTTotal Allocation
Legendary (99)10x236,85423,448,546
Epic (222)5x118,42726,290,794
Rare (444)2x47,37121,032,724
Common (1,234)1x23,68529,227,090

Stake NFT + CHONK → Earn HAZL

You must stake both the NFT and CHONK together. The rarer the NFT, the higher the CHONK staking cap — and therefore the bigger the rewards. Rewards are settled and distributed daily at 07:00 UTC.

RarityPower MultiplierCHONK Cap / NFT
Legendary10x100,000
Epic5x50,000
Rare2x20,000
Common1x5,000
STAKE POWER = TIER MULTIPLIER × CHONK STAKED

Reward per position = (position's power ÷ total network power) × that day's reward pool. Staking below the cap is still valid — rewards are calculated based on the exact amount of CHONK staked.

HAZL Emission Schedule (halving per phase)

Phase 1 — Months 1–650,000,000 HAZL
Phase 2 — Months 7–1225,000,000 HAZL
Phase 3 — Months 13–1812,500,000 HAZL
Phase 4 — Months 19–2412,500,000 HAZL

Roadmap

01

Mint NFT Genesis

1,999 CHONK NFTs go on sale, with rarity randomly assigned at mint (Legendary / Epic / Rare / Common).

02

Launch CHONK Token

The CHONK token officially launches on Robinhood Chain. NFT holders receive an airdrop based on rarity.

03

Open Staking — Earn HAZL (Nut Token)

Stake your NFT + CHONK to earn daily HAZL rewards, distributed at 07:00 UTC.

Join the Whitelist

Complete the steps below, then fill in your information. Submitting an application does not guarantee a whitelist spot.

DEADLINE: 07:00 UTC, September 9, 2026
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02Retweet the pinned post
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is CHONK? +

CHONK is a collection of 1,999 NFTs on Robinhood Chain, paired with the CHONK token and a staking mechanism to earn HAZL (Nut Token) — a token pegged to a fixed price of $0.1.

What do I get for holding a Genesis NFT? +

You receive a CHONK token airdrop based on rarity at launch, and the right to stake for daily HAZL rewards.

Why is the sell tax higher than the buy tax? +

This is an intentional design to encourage long-term holding (in the true spirit of "too lazy to sell"), while also funding token burns and HAZL backing.

How does HAZL maintain its $0.1 peg? +

25% of CHONK's transaction tax goes into a reserve fund used to keep HAZL's price stable.

Does the whitelist guarantee an NFT mint? +

No. The whitelist only increases your chance of early access — it does not guarantee a mint slot.

How exactly does staking NFT + CHONK work? +

You must lock (stake) both a Genesis NFT and an amount of CHONK at the same time — you cannot stake either one alone. The rarer the NFT, the higher your CHONK staking cap, and your "stake power" = tier multiplier × CHONK staked. HAZL rewards are settled and distributed daily at 07:00 UTC, based on your stake power's share of the total network.

What happens if I unstake early? +

[To be added: minimum lock period and early-withdrawal fee, if any, will be announced before staking opens.]

Is the HAZL $0.1 peg 100% guaranteed? +

Nothing is absolutely guaranteed. HAZL's price is backed by a reserve fund (25% of CHONK's transaction tax), but it is not an audited stablecoin with 1:1 collateral. If sell pressure exceeds the reserve fund's capacity, HAZL's price may drift from its peg. This is an inherent risk of any internally-funded peg mechanism, not a technical flaw.

Which wallets are compatible? +

Any EVM-compatible wallet (e.g. MetaMask) works on Robinhood Chain — an Ethereum-compatible Layer-2 network. [To be added: instructions for adding the Robinhood Chain network to your wallet once mainnet is live.]

Has the smart contract been audited? +

[To be added: auditor name and audit report link once available. This is an important step to complete before mainnet launch to build community trust.]

How much does it cost to mint a Genesis NFT? +

Mint price details and allocation tiers (GTD, WL GTD, WL, FCFS, Public) will be announced on CHONK's official X (Twitter) channel before the mint date.